Subject: Imaginary Dog Date: Mon, 30 Oct 1995 18:40:11 -0500 (EST) Driving at night. Sheets of rain. Two-lane country road. Fifty miles an hour. Wipers and headlights both on high. Michele beside me snoozing. Suddenly, in the middle of the road, a little black dog. No wait, it's just a reflection. No, it's really there! I swerve to avoid it, off into the shoulder. Turns out it really was just a hallucination. Michele wakes up. "What? What?" I pull back towards the center of the road. "Sorry," I say, as the car begins to skid. It's a rental. "Sorry," I say again, voice calm. I'm in a fishtail. I'm in the oncoming lane. There's no oncoming traffic. No problem. "Alex, what's going on--?" I don't want her to freak out. "Sorry," I say one more time. It's all my brain can spare. I'm occupied. I come out of the fishtails by accelerating forward like all those times in an icy parking lot in high school. Finally, I'm steady. I turn to Michele: "I'm in control." Only then do I feel the adrenaline tang behind my teeth. Only then do I realize: I could have died. Our entry in the Road Trip Log Book: "12:14 Alex narrowly avoids hitting an imaginary dog." ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- Copyright © 1995 Alexander D. Chaffee (alex@stinky.com). All rights reserved. See more at http://www.stinky.com/almanac/