From: finley@sfu.ca (David Finley)
Organization: Simon Fraser University

For further works of David Finley (mostly limericks), see www.sfu.ca/~finley, including a topical Bill and Monica tribute (near the bottom of the page).

Munnery funnery
Banking executive
Seeks a companion to
Share in his lot.

Cultured and sensitive
Heterosexual
Sexagenarian
Has a new yacht.

Popery Ropery
Pascal the Jansenist 
Sent from the Provinces 
Letters quite strong.

"Jesuits bumble," says 
Sage of numerical 
Triangularity. 
"Trinity's wrong."

Hokeny Tokeny 
Marian Anderson 
Said to the Daughters, "My 
Treatment is raw.

"Given this music of 
Foster, I'm told I must 
Uncletomistically 
Sing the Doo Dah."

Railery Veilery 
Jean-Baptiste Poqulin 
Thinking his namesake was 
Overly square

Kept his wise head and no 
Dancing girls spurned while he 
Pseudonymistically 			[yeah, this is pushing it... -ed.]
Wrote as Moliere.