From: Bktep [Bktep@aol.com]

Sent: Friday, May 08, 1998 11:56 PM

To: alex@stinky.com

Subject: Some original double dactyls



      THE MASSACRE OF ST. BARTHOLOMEW

          Bankapile Francopohile

          Catherine de Medici

          Slaughtered the Huguenots

          As was her wont.

         

           Authorized tortures like

           Ganglionectomies;

           "They had some nerve," she said,

           "Now they sure don't."  

                                              by   Dick Menkes



                THE GOSPEL

         Blubberboo blabberboo

         Sharpton Al Reverend

         Claiming, bass ackwardly,

         "Others distort."



         Join this revisionist

         Ubiquitarian..

         Don't be surprised if you

          Wind up in court.

                                          by Dick Menkes

     

   I promised Dick I would submit these to you  for him.

     Barbara Tepper