Date: Fri, 24 Oct 1997 13:06:03 -0400
From: schnitzi@east.isx.com (Mark J. Schnitzius)
Organization: ISX Corporation
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To: alex@stinky.com 
Subject: double dactyls

I've done a few double dactyls with a slight twist -- they're
all in response to particular postings on Usenet, so they need
some context.  Here are some examples:

>From: schnitzi@longwood.cs.ucf.edu (Mark Schnitzius)
>Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
>Subject: Re: hating gays
>Date: 10 Mar 1995 10:58:55 -0500

sdcollin@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (Stephen D Collingsworth) writes:

>Which is?

>>
>>*************************************************************************
>>
>>Those who deny freedom to others deserve it not for themselves. - Lincoln
>>
>>john1@panix.com, a.k.a. themadmailer@bix.com
>>
>>

Higgledy Piggledy
Stephen D Collingsworth:
How can one be like this
dude we all dig?

Just learn to quote like this
valedictorian:
none of the article,
all of the .sig.

>From schnitzi Wed Dec 21 13:15:17 1994
Date: Wed, 21 Dec 94 13:15:17 EST
From: schnitzi (Mark J. Schnitzius)
To: schnitzi
Subject: Re: a quiet bitch

gnat@kauri.vuw.ac.nz (Nathan Torkington) writes:

>I duly defrosted half a kilo of DEAD COW and sliced up a dozen
>mushrooms, while the pan heated up (with some oil in).  Lo and behold,
>the goddamn thing started bubbling and spewing out awful fumes and
>(fighting down the flashbacks and the urge to run naked through the
>streets screaming at passersby to protect themselves from the giant
>rampaging coconut bearers) I was forced to shift it off the element,
>turn the extractor fan onto "holy shit what a stench" and try and ring
>round my friends to find a pan to do some emergency cooking on.

Higgledy Piggledy
Nathan Q. Torkington
caking his fry-pans with
carbon and fat;

coating the pan with some
oleomargarine
maybe would save you some
trouble, you prat!


>My ex tells me I should find a wonderful woman who will love me for
>who I am and cook for me.  

Higgledy Piggledy
Mark Joseph Schnitzius
called up his ex and asked
"Why dump this dude?"

"I was just sick of the
gastrointestinal
problems that weren't all
caused by his food."

Subject:      Re: ellen
From:         schnitzi@east.isx.com (Mark Schnitzius)
Date:         1997/09/12
Newsgroups:   talk.bizarre


In article ,
  leighj1111@aol.com (LeighJ1111) wrote:
>
>       BIRMINGHAM, Ala. (AP) - A television station has had a change of
> heart about ``Ellen.''
>       In April, WBMA was the only ABC affiliate in the nation that
> refused to air the episode of ``Ellen'' in which the central
> character, played by Ellen Degeneres, announced she was a lesbian.
> It also refused to air subsequent episodes in which she told
> friends and relatives she was gay.


Lesbian Thespian
Ellen DeGeneres'
Ratings in Birmingham:
Not very strong.

"It's not that she's not a
Heterosexual --
That is just fine with us.
Blame 'Mr. Wrong'."

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