You don't love me and I burnt my tapioca so the magic puffs are big weird lumps and i'm eating it anyway cuz I don't have any tomato soup and all the boys who love me hate me now cuz i'm evil or they are off in Europe spending all their money forever and my boss hates me, too. My cat died last summer and I forgot again to buy a new bird water thing and the birds can barely drink water out of the margarine thing and they are probably really thirsty and my roomate is always asleep and he would probably be nice to me if I woke him up but that would be pathetic and my roomate the other one is really depressed too and hes learning how to play the violin right now and its squeaking at me and my hair is really dumb I'm really sad.